The Paris Suite

What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at Hogwarts

effyeahchampomix:

I mean, 

• Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
• They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
• They live right by the kitchen.
• Their head of house teaches herbology.
• “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
• Slytherins obviously do cocaine.

#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY#YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME#I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE EGG IN A BATH WAS A LEGIT IDEA

(Source: littlemissravenpuff, via ivashkov-s)

SAW THE AVENGERS

FUCKING YES TO EVERYTHING THIS MOVIE CHOOSES TO BE.

Best parts either the Hulk ass kicking or the piece after the credits with the sharma.

A short horror story:

robotlauren:

lilykyrie:

where did the spider go?

#ALL ABOARD THE NOPE-TRAIN TO FUCKTHATVILLE

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sydneywonderwomanironmanwillis:

prairielullaby:

are you ever so involved in your own little world you actually forget most people are actually offended by things like nudity and certain clothes and body types and sexual orientations

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allyouneedisathneed:

once-lerspajamas:

hellms666:

“tumblr famous more like tumblr LAMEST”

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I need feminism

whoneedsfeminism:

. because I am sick, tired and bored of the role I am expected to play in society as a woman

. because people consider it socially inappropriate for me to raise my voice or interrupt them, yet don’t think the same of men and don’t notice this hypocrisy

. because beer is my alcoholic drink of choice, which some people think is too ‘unladylike’

. because judgements such as ‘stuck up’, ‘bitchy’, ‘frumpy’ or ‘frigid’ never apply to men

. because I was bullied at school for being smart, opting out of trying to impress boys, and not wearing what I was expected to as a girl

. because people I don’t know particularly well think it’s okay to ask me how many sexual partners I’ve had, and then judge me whatever the number is

. because I have to endure sexual harassment in the street by all kinds of men, in all kinds of scenarios, and feeling intimidated or humiliated is considered an ‘overreaction’

. because my body is MINE and access to free, safe abortions is something all women should have

. because women are half of the population

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